some things in life just rub my body the wrong way. here are the things that make my eyeballs hurt, my tongue itch and give me a general feeling of nausea.
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people on stairs. there are two sets of people that i want to kick in the back. there are ones that get to the top or bottom of the steps and stop. i dont give a damn why they stop; whether it is to dig in their bags or get their bearings it is still annoying as all hell. i like to run into them as hard as i possibly can or walk on the back of their heels. eu want to dig in your bag, MOVE TO THE SIDE. damnitt. then there were those who lovingly hold hands at the escalator when some people who are late for work need to rush and usually walk down or up the escalator at the right side, HEY!!! LOOK AT THE CAMPAIGN. MOVE TO THE LEFT.
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there are the ones that walk around lost. now i understand that eu may not know where in the hell eu are but wandering slowly in the middle of the sidewalk is going to get eu hit behind the knees with a messenger bag. then there are the people that cant walk in a straight line and list from side to side. i feel like i am having a one on one in the paint trying to go around these *urgh* that seem as if one side of their body is heavier than the other. the next set is kin to the those that cant walk a flight of stairs. these people stop dead in their tracks in front of store windows, ATMs, delis, and such. generally i wouldnt complain because tailgating while eu are walking should be a moving violation, but on crowded streets it cant be helped so why do i have to run into your back because your freaking brain just realized that eu may have left the oven on? speaking of tailgating, on reasonably empty streets THERE IS A WHOLE damnitt SIDEWALK why in the hell are eu walking so damn close to me? i might catch a flashback. sheesh.
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i hate it when the train car is empty and someone decides they have to sit right next to me. fifty other seats in the train and eu want to sit next to me. okay, let's be fair. sitting beside me, i dont really mind, but the breathing to my neck and knee to knee thing? i hate that. it is uncomfortable enough to get up and move but i just cant stand being knee to knee with a stranger who sat next to me and gave me the look as if i'm breathing too much of his air and as though he sat there first.
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then there are the dudes that want to stand in front of me when i am sitting down once again in an empty train. i absolutely have to move when this happens because i would laugh my head off, if it werent happening to me. i'm short (have to admit durr) and i dont want some dude standing in front of me as the train sways back and forth and my face is at crotch level. it is just wrong in a hilarious way.
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people that stand up on the walking side of the escalator should be slapped. stand to the left damnitt! and furthermore, if i am standing on the left hand side dont get mad at me because i dont want to walk down the escalator steps.
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i was just having a bad day.
excuse me.